"ANDI...YOU GOONIE!" is a quote permanently etched into our brains thanks to that cheap guy Troy, but you may not be as familiar with the actress who played our favorite cheerleader, Andi Carmichael, Kerri Green. Green is best known for a handful of classic '80s films such as Lucas, Summer Rental, and her signature role in The Goonies. As September's Garden State Playmate, Green has prime eligibility since she was born in Fort Lee, NJ and went to high school in Montvale, NJ.
Green's IMDB will tell you that she's starred in episodes of Mad About You, ER, and Law and Order, but does any of that matter? She could've quit acting after The Goonies because she made a lasting impression as the sweet cheerleader next door who made me wish it was me accidentally kissing her in that cave instead of Mikey. At the time The Goonies came out, I was a little kid and Andi was the typical older high school girl who may have hung around with my older sister.
Green didn't just portray Andi as the cute teenaged cheerleader. She was innocent, yet tough at the same time. One second she's screaming and scared shitless, and the next she's scolding Troy that she'll smack him in the face and later bragging about how she elbowed his lip. Also, in a subtle nod to Judy Garland's Dorothy, vulnerable Andi whined that she wasn't a Goonie and she wanted to go home, but she can still organize the shit out of a victory pyramid. Kerri Green can play my bones any day.
**On a side note, a big thank you to Troy for planting the idea in my young male brain that you need not be perverse to see some crotch, you just need to be crafty. So, thank you Troy Perkins for teaching us, NAY, the WORLD, the old Rear View Mirror Upskirt Move.
2 comments:
Agreed. Keri Green is a BABE of the highest Masonic order.
great post Jay!
but you get a gold star and a A++ for the screen grabs. I always had a soft spot for Kerri Green in Goonies.
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