Sunday, March 31, 2013

Wrestlemania Week Begins!

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I came up with the ad for how a New Jersey Wrestlemania should look!

We've been waiting a whole year since the announcement that Wrestlemania 29 would emanate from Metlife Stadium in East Rutherford, NJ. Finally, the time is upon us! LIVE from the home of the Giants and the Jets, Wrestlemania 29 all goes down on Sunday April 7th, 2013 live on Pay-Per-View.

It's been a long standing battle as to why the Giants and the Jets are referred to as New York teams when they actually play in New Jersey. The same thing is happening with Wrestlemania 29. All of the official logos and advertisements feature a NY/NJ combo rather than just NJ where the venue clearly is. I can understand the fact that the venue and the teams that play in it are shared by NY and NJ, but in wrestling terms there should be no debate.

I took it upon myself to bury this nonsense by fixing the official Wrestlemania ad. Rather than show The Rock, Brock Lesnar, and John Cena, like the original, I replaced them all with wrestlers from New Jersey. Featured in The Sexy Armpit version of the Wrestlemania ad is the late Bam Bam Bigelow, the walking condominium King Kong Bundy, Diamond Dallas Page, one of my favorite indie wrestlers Jay Lethal, and present WWE Superstar A.J Lee. Notice A.J is proudly wearing her Sexy Armpit C.M Punk style t-shirt.

It doesn't stop there for the Jersey-fied ad. Not only is the Jersey City skyline pictured in the distance, but there's also a special attraction match!

This grudge match will settle the score for who is more Jersey. Jersey Shore inspired wrestler Robbie E. of TNA Wrestling facing off against Randy "The Ram" Robinson who lives in New Jersey in one of my favorite films, The Wrestler. Considering Robbie E. was mentioned in the movie, this would be a cool match to see. Randy "The Ram" feels that Robbie E. is making a mockery of his home state and Robbie E. feels that The Ram is all washed up. *We've confirmed that Randy survived his last match against the Ayatollah and he has clearance from his doctor to wrestle.

4 comments:

Ro-Beast Rollie said...

Nice! And the old school WWF logo too!

Ro-Beast Rollie said...

Nice! And the old school WWF logo too!

Brian said...

Very cool! I talked to Lethal awhile back and was riding him hard about his Tuxedo match in TNA. He's a cool cat.

Also Jay, since I recently launched RtW 2.0 (on Blogspot) I've noticed some traffic coming by way of your blog (guess from the sidebar link). Just wanted to personally say thanks! Any help I can get getting eyes on the weird stuff I write about like Marjory the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock is awesome!

Dave said...

The NY/NJ thing with Wrestlemania has been driving me nuts! As if throwing NY in there is going to sell more tickets or get more press. NJ gets no respect!

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